PinnedI Have A Theory That Donald Glover And Childish Gambino Are Secretly The Same PersonWait. Wait a goddamn minute.Dec 12, 201772Dec 12, 201772
Published inThe ShadowErik Myers: The Comic That Your Favorite Comic Was Scared To FollowHis tiny posture commanded the stage with the hectic intensity of a cheetah on bath salts. His unmistakable, Beavis-esque screechy voice…Mar 2, 20211Mar 2, 20211
Published inExtra Newsfeed9/11 Hijackers Apologize For Making Rudy Giuliani FamousIn an unprecedented PR move, the terrorists behind 9/11 have risen from the grave to give a brief press conference apologizing for making…Nov 21, 2020Nov 21, 2020
Published inExtra NewsfeedVOTER FRAUD! 3 Toddlers In A Trench Coat Caught Voting For Joe BidenTHE JIG IS UP.Nov 8, 2020Nov 8, 2020
Published inExtra NewsfeedNancy Pelosi Claps Back With A SAVAGE Tweet Against Trump After He Murders Her FamilyNancy Pelosi, Queen Of Throwing Shade, recently dragged Trump with an EPIC Twitter clapback after he slowly and brutally murdered all of…Oct 27, 20201Oct 27, 20201
Published inExtra NewsfeedMilo Yiannopoulos Wants To Know If You Liberal Snowflakes Have Any Spare ChangeConservative icon and alt-right provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos was recently spotted giving an edgy speech about the dangers of PC culture…Oct 25, 20201Oct 25, 20201
Published inExtra NewsfeedGuy Who Voted For Kanye “As A Joke” Gets Life In PrisonLocal New York resident Bobby J. Stonewater thought it’d be “pretty funny” to cast a vote for Kanye West in the 2020 election. He figured…Oct 14, 2020Oct 14, 2020
Published inExtra NewsfeedMan Who Brags About Refusing To Vote Dies From Too Much Sex and High FivesLocal Ohio resident Isaac Finkleton III shocked the globe on Monday evening when he bravely proclaimed “the system is broken anyway…Aug 22, 20202Aug 22, 20202
Ranking Every Drake Album From Cockiest To SaddestDrake is undoubtedly the hugest artist of our generation. It’s 2020, if you don’t like Drake you need to grow the fuck up.Aug 14, 2020Aug 14, 2020
10 Songs That Shouldn’t Have Been Played At My 8th Grade Dance But WereMy middle school dance was a horrific hellhole of infinite awkwardness. The culprit behind this traumatic evening? The DJ for the dance…Aug 11, 2020Aug 11, 2020
