PinnedDrew LandryI Have A Theory That Donald Glover And Childish Gambino Are Secretly The Same PersonWait. Wait a goddamn minute.3 min read·Dec 12, 2017--72--72
Drew LandryinThe ShadowErik Myers: The Comic That Your Favorite Comic Was Scared To FollowHis tiny posture commanded the stage with the hectic intensity of a cheetah on bath salts. His unmistakable, Beavis-esque screechy voice…4 min read·Mar 2, 2021--1--1
Drew LandryinExtra Newsfeed9/11 Hijackers Apologize For Making Rudy Giuliani FamousIn an unprecedented PR move, the terrorists behind 9/11 have risen from the grave to give a brief press conference apologizing for making…2 min read·Nov 21, 2020----
Drew LandryinExtra NewsfeedVOTER FRAUD! 3 Toddlers In A Trench Coat Caught Voting For Joe BidenTHE JIG IS UP.2 min read·Nov 8, 2020----
Drew LandryinExtra NewsfeedNancy Pelosi Claps Back With A SAVAGE Tweet Against Trump After He Murders Her FamilyNancy Pelosi, Queen Of Throwing Shade, recently dragged Trump with an EPIC Twitter clapback after he slowly and brutally murdered all of…2 min read·Oct 27, 2020--1--1
Drew LandryinExtra NewsfeedMilo Yiannopoulos Wants To Know If You Liberal Snowflakes Have Any Spare ChangeConservative icon and alt-right provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos was recently spotted giving an edgy speech about the dangers of PC culture…2 min read·Oct 25, 2020--1--1
Drew LandryinExtra NewsfeedGuy Who Voted For Kanye “As A Joke” Gets Life In PrisonLocal New York resident Bobby J. Stonewater thought it’d be “pretty funny” to cast a vote for Kanye West in the 2020 election. He figured…2 min read·Oct 14, 2020----
Drew LandryinExtra NewsfeedMan Who Brags About Refusing To Vote Dies From Too Much Sex and High FivesLocal Ohio resident Isaac Finkleton III shocked the globe on Monday evening when he bravely proclaimed “the system is broken anyway…2 min read·Aug 22, 2020--2--2
Drew LandryRanking Every Drake Album From Cockiest To SaddestDrake is undoubtedly the hugest artist of our generation. It’s 2020, if you don’t like Drake you need to grow the fuck up.5 min read·Aug 14, 2020----
Drew Landry10 Songs That Shouldn’t Have Been Played At My 8th Grade Dance But WereMy middle school dance was a horrific hellhole of infinite awkwardness. The culprit behind this traumatic evening? The DJ for the dance…4 min read·Aug 11, 2020----