BAD NEWS: I Found Ted Bundy’s Old Tweets and He’s Cancelled

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Everyone loves Ted Bundy. He’s handsome, charismatic, and is generally seen as woke. But I have some bad news for Ted Bundy stans…

I have reason to believe that Ted Bundy is actually problematic.

I’m just as disappointed as you are. He seemed like one of the good ones. But Ted Bundy potentially has a dark and borderline hateful side to him, and we need to finally talk about it.

I’ve dug up some old comments from Ted’s Twitter account, and it’s not pretty. Fair warning, after reading these tweets, you may never look at Ted Bundy the same way again.

Here’s just a few examples of why Ted Bundy is CANCELLED, sis.

He slandered Lizzo.

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Who 👏🏻 The 👏🏻 Fuck 👏🏻 Does 👏🏻 He 👏🏻 Think 👏🏻 He 👏🏻 Is 👏🏻

He said Black Panther was just okay.

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Black Panther was AT LEAST an 11, Theodore.

He attacked Hannah Gadsby and claimed her Netflix special “Nanette” was “not funny.”

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Then go watch some sexist dudebro comedian, you dumpster fire.

He defended the Joker movie despite it’s problematic messages.

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Joker is a movie that promotes and encourages angry white men to commit violent acts. This heavily implies that Ted Bundy is someone who is indifferent towards (or perhaps even supportive of) acts of violence.

He still hasn’t seen Parasite.

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He followed up this tweet with another tweet that said “but I’ve meaning to check it out.” But should we believe him?

He quoted R. Kelly’s “Ignition Remix” in 2010 to celebrate the weekend arriving.

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There’s plenty of songs you can reference to indicate your excitement for a fun Friday night, so why’d he choose Robert Kelly? I don’t wanna jump to conclusions, but Ted’s tweets reflect the thoughts of a man who might not even respect women.

He recently defended Chris D’elia.

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Not okay, Ted. You would have known not to do this if you gave Nanette another chance.

He claims he “murdered over 30 women.”

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